Woman: I saw Kirsten Dunst in the duty-free store buying Tylenol. Kiki's representatives insist the megastar's just fine, but eyewitness accounts say otherwise. And now, we enter day three of our Kirsten Dunst headache watch. Yee-haw! O'Brien: Uh-oh, J-Lo's new bow is a no-go on the phone-o, but take it from P.O., her new line of Day-Glo Faygo will make fans say ho. (cut to a naked Apu with Lynndie England holding a chain around his neck) Apu: I am so sorry I ever dared to question the wisdom and strength of the United States of America. (men hits Apu with their guns and then point their guns at him ) (cut to the Simpson family having a barbecue) Everybody: Happy birthday, America! Marge: Oh I hope Apu has learned his lesson. Apu: Oh for the love of my heathen god, they're called "French fries", you fat, stupid American! (a group of men in uniform burst through the doors) DHS Man: Department of Homeland Security, don't move! Apu: But. (cut to Homer and Apu inside the Kwik-E-Mart) Homer: Mornin', Apu.
Black Guy: (offscreen) Whoo, Buddha's the way to go, jackass! Buddha: (drives up) Buddha's all up in your grill! (speeds away) O'Brien: Tired of their liberal shenanigans, Fox owner Rupert Murdoch fired Simpsons creator Matt Groening and promises same show, brand new attitude this season.
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Christ, please help us steer this camel! (taxi full of men drives up) Guy: Oh lord Jesus, we could really go for some cab fare. Man: Praise Jesus! Woman: (from afar) Mr.
(cut to a couple in the desert with their car broken down) Man: Oh Jesus, please help us! Jesus! Jesus: I'm here. (raises his middle finger) This year's Amazing Race will be more amazing than ever now that religious deities are joining the action. O'Brien: The new Fall TV season is starting and The Insider has the scoop on all the new series.
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